प्रेमिका ने प्रेमी से कहा -अपनी शादी के
लिए ! तुम मां से मिलकर देखों |
प्रेमी बोला - नहीं डियर ! अब तुम्हारे
सिवाय कोई दूसरी मेरे मन में नहीं बस
सकती | प्रेमिका ने प्रेमी से कहा -अपनी शादी के
लिए ! तुम मां से मिलकर देखों |
प्रेमी बोला - नहीं डियर ! अब तुम्हारे
सिवाय कोई दूसरी मेरे मन में नहीं बस
सकती |
पिता ( बेटे से ) - देखों बेटे , जुआ नहीं खेलते |
यह ऐसी आदत हैं कि यदि इसमें आज जीतोगे
तो कल हारोगे , परसों जीतोगे तो उससे अगले
दिन हार जाओगे |
बेटा - बस , पिताजी ! मैं समझ गया , आगे से मैं
एक दिन छौड़कर खेला करूंगा |
एक खूबसूरत लडकी बस स्टैंड पर खडी थी | एक
नौजवान बोला- चांद तो रात में
निकलता हैं , आज दिन में कैसे निकल आया ?
लडकी बोली - अरे उल्लू तो रात
को बोलता था , आज दिन में कैसे बोल रहा हैं
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एक छात्र ने गणित के अध्यापक से कहा - सर !
अंग्रेजी के अध्यापक तो अंग्रेजी में बातें करते है
| आप भी गणित में बात क्यों नहीं करतें ?
गणित अध्यापक - ज्यादा तीन पांच न कर
फोरन नौ -दो ग्यारह हो जा , नहीं तो चार
पांच रख दूगां तो छठी का दूध याद आ
जाएगा |
सोनु -यार , मैं अगर गधा होता तो क्या तुम
भी दोस्ती के खातिर गधे बन जाते ?
मोनू- गधा तो नहीं बनता , पर
दोस्ती की खातिर तुम्हें घास जरूर
खिलाता
फकीर- आपके पड़ोसी ने पेट भर कर
खाना खिलाया है, आप भी कुछ खिलाओ।
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{germanwingsatmhackers@gmail.com} he is ready to answer and help you he is a nice man.